Confusion sometimes arises when reasonable people try to understand the Doo-Wop phenomenon. The following information, arranged in call and response form, attempts to set the record straight by answering the most Frequently Asked Musical Questions regarding TLA's Doo-Wop Intergalactic Round Table.

Q: What is your mission?
A: Bah Bop a Bah Bop a Mum Bah Um Bah Um Bah Bah

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Q: What is love?
A: Five feet of heaven in a pony tail.

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Q: What can you tell me about that Canadian group, the Dionnes?
A: Hate to break it to you, but the Dionnes are quintuplets, not a quintet. Like their stuff, tho.

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Q: Why "Intergalactic"?  What gives?
A: Well, we're trying to be inclusive - you never know when a Romulan might want to join up. Besides, it fits right in with holding Sock Hops at Planet Hollywood.

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Q: Is it true what they say about Dixie?
A: To hell with Dixie, this is Texas! Wah Wah Wah Waaah!

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Q: Well, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who? Who wrote the book of love?
A: This Interest Group is uniquely qualified to search for the answer.

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Q: Are all your meetings held in bars?
A: Not exclusively - We also favor hotel suites and street corners

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Q: Why do fools fall in love?
A: To get to the other side.

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